I’m not going to sit here and tell you that if you want to get a really good massage or you want a really deep one, you should just go out and buy a laser cutting machine, right?

I’ve seen it all before, and it’s not really worth it.

But if you’re looking for a truly high-end, luxurious, and powerful massage, you could do worse than to check out this machine that is capable of cutting through a thick layer of cream and making a smooth, creamy, and luxurious massage.

This machine is called the Breville espresso mill.